Why were we staying away from the storm drains? Because Bill Skarsgård’s Pennywise made every red balloon at the BBQ look like a trap from a demonic clown.
Part of the 33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2017 “Despacito & Spinners” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
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34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1995 “Patriotism & Pinestripes” Edition
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The Family BBQ Disaster
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33 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2004 “Social Networks & Shrek 2” Edition
In 2004, Independence Day felt like the peak of the "Digital Life...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Star" Power
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2025 Classic: The "Post-Social" Era
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36 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & Hope” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
The future is laughing at us.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.