Why did the last convoy cross into Kuwait in December? To prove that you can “End a War” by simply turning off the lights, locking the gate, and ignoring the “Check Engine” light on the entire country of Iraq.
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
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In 2004, the "Mission Accomplished" vibe officially evaporated, r...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
The magic man... is laughing!
Found this on the deep end of the net.
RT if you think this is funny!