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2009 Archive: The iPhone 3GS Autofocus Blessing

The proud tech-savvy deacon demonstrating the brand-new video recording feature on his phone by filming the children’s choir, resulting in a slightly shaky file that takes three hours to upload to the church website.

Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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