2010 Classic: The iPad “Kindle Killer” Debate

Why was Grandpa confused? Because he just learned how to use a Kindle, and now the family was telling him he needed a backlit slab of glass instead.

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the stuffing glow in the dark? Because the "health-nut" s...read more »

Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »

Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »

Why was the niece wearing black glitter and acting "dark"? Becaus...read more »

Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »

Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »

Why was there a swarm of drones in the yard? Because Mom forgot t...read more »

Why was everyone talking about the same brand of soda? Because a ...read more »

Why was the uncle talking about "Lunar Real Estate"? Because a co...read more »

Why was the dead great-grandfather giving a speech? Because they ...read more »

Why was the niece wearing 50 friendship bracelets? Because 2023 b...read more »

Why were there so few dishes? Because the internet decided that "...read more »

In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »

In 2007, Thanksgiving was a transition from the "click" of a Razr...read more »

@Titanic_Survivor02/26/2010 02:31I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@Shrek_Ogrelord08/11/2002 23:20Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!

@Retro_Gamer_Girl01/08/2001 01:50Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam09/01/2012 07:21I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Green_Day_Fan04/08/2008 04:12Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Top_Gun_Maverick06/02/1998 05:23I feel the need... the need for comedy!

@Newgrounds_User03/31/2013 14:49Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

@Trogdor_Burn10/14/1998 05:35Burninating the countryside with laughter!