Why did Apple make a smaller tablet? So politicians could hide their social media scrolling even more easily during important committee meetings.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Prophecies & Martian Pictures” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
A wild laugh appeared!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!