Why did the Pentagon create a “Cyber Command” precursor? Because someone realized that the password for the nuclear silo was probably “12345” or “General.”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2024)
Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Coalition" of the Algorithms
Why so many servers? To make sure that "NATO AI" can talk to "EU ...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition
In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Combat Camera" Swarm View
Why the "Hive" perspective? To make sure the taxpayers feel like ...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" ID 2025
Why the DNA scan? To make sure you’re actually a "Human" and not ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Hypersonic "Cruise" Mode
Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Fatigue
Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Military Jokes: The 2013 “Snowden Leaks & Stealth Drones” Edition
In 2013, the military realized that the "Eye in the Sky" was also...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Stryker" Anti-Drone Cage
Why the "Birdhouse" look? To prove that the best defense against ...read more »
2023 Classic: The Wagner Mutiny
Why was June 2023 the most confusing weekend for NATO? Because we...read more »
31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition
In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
M’lady... this joke is superb.