“I’m so fancy!” “You’re wearing sweatpants with a hole in them and eating cereal out of a Tupperware. You’re the opposite of fancy.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Broken Internets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
Super green! Hilarious!
Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
At least I have chicken... and this joke!