Why did they start using garage door openers? To prove that Sears and Roebuck have contributed more to asymmetric warfare than the Russian arms industry.
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Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
The coolest joke in the zip code.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Not bad. Not bad at all.