2020 Archive: The ICU

“Is he stable?” “Yes, but he keeps trying to ‘Mute’ the heart monitor.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

In 1999, the medical world was obsessed with two things: making s...read more »

"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

A doctor and a lawyer are talking at a party. Their conversation ...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

"I see code!" "That's just the 'Neural-Overlay'. It’s supposed to...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

In 2007, psychiatry became a battle against the "Touchscreen Delu...read more »

"I'm on the 'Data-Sync Diet'. I only eat what my AI says my gut b...read more »

@Flash_Animator11/21/2002 15:50I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Married_With_Kids08/22/1997 17:59Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!

@Silk_Road_Ghost08/13/2005 20:18Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Grunge_Lord_9406/28/2004 12:15I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy11/16/1995 20:05That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!

@Yugioh_Duelist04/05/1995 07:05You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Grumpy_Cat_Real11/24/2010 09:10I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

@Tablet_User_1003/09/2003 18:24Tapping my way to a good mood.