Why did the whole country go broke? Because they tried to run a nation like a hedge fund and realized that you can’t eat “Financial Derivatives” for breakfast.
Part of the 38 Politicians Jokes: The 2008 “Hope, Change & Bailouts” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Succeeding you, father... in laughing!