Why was the fisherman scary? Because the teaser posters made us all think twice before wearing a yellow slicker to a rainy BBQ.
Part of the 39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Techno” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
You got it, dude! Very funny.
Bloody brilliant, mate!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
This is the future of humor!