Why were the weapons of mass destruction like the TV show Lost? Because everyone spent the whole year looking for them, and in the end, the explanation didn’t satisfy anyone.
Part of the 31 Politicians Jokes: The 2003 “Mission Accomplished & Freedom Fries” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll be back... to read this again.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Scanning... Laughs detected!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
I love gold! And I love this joke!
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!