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2022 Classic: The House of the Dragon Suit

 Why did the lawyer represent the Greens? To sue the Blacks for “unauthorized throne-sitting and dragon-related nuisance.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber02/28/2011 14:29So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
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