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2013 Archive: The Horse

 I’m “stable” for the next update.

Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Vintage: The Star
 I’m "twinkling."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fu...read more »
115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015)
In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Carrot
 I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pig
 I’m "hogging" the processing power.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Scroll
 I’m "rolling" through the infinite feed.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Earth
 I’m "grounded."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »
2025 Classic: The Window
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2025 Legacy: The Camera
 I’m "focusing" on the 16K resolution.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »
2025 Archive: The Horse
 I’m "stable" enough for a reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »
2025 Classic: The Magnet
 I’m "drawn" to the high-bandwidth lifestyle.Part of the 124 Clas...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Napster_King06/28/1997 14:42I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
@Terminator_T80012/30/1997 22:18I’ll be back... to read this again.
@SoundBlaster_AWE09/25/1996 18:38Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Broadband_Newbie12/12/2007 08:01Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Big_Lebowski_Dude11/19/2012 16:20The Dude abides... this joke.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan05/13/2015 07:18Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H08/30/1997 12:07Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Cal_Naughton_Jr04/16/2003 12:13The magic man... is laughing!
@Metacrawler_X05/20/1997 05:48Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Newgrounds_User02/06/1998 17:05Everything, by everyone! Especially laughs!

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