I’m “stable” enough for a viral post.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
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In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!