2019 Legacy: The Honorary Award for Cicely Tyson

Why? Because it took 94 years for the Academy to realize she was the soul of American acting.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar win? Because Wes Ander...read more »

Why was Conan O’Brien the perfect host? Because the Academy reali...read more »

Why were they there? To remind the "Batman" in the front row (Mic...read more »

Why did it sweep the technicals? Because Cynthia Erivo and Ariana...read more »

Why was everyone looking at his legs? To see if he brought the 1s...read more »

Why was he there? To remind everyone that he still hates being in...read more »

Why did Dune: Part Two win? Because Greig Fraser managed to make ...read more »

Why did Jimmy Kimmel mention Greta Gerwig? To remind the Academy ...read more »

Why was Civil War technical? Because the sound of a camera shutte...read more »

Why did Sean Baker win Screenplay? To prove that a chaotic night ...read more »

Why did Gladiator II win? Because making 5,000 people look like t...read more »

Why did The Wild Robot win? Because the Academy decided that a ro...read more »

In 1999, the 71st Academy Awards proved that in Hollywood, a poet...read more »

Why did A Real Pain win? To prove that looking stressed in Poland...read more »

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz11/03/2011 20:22The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Backstreet_Fan08/12/2004 05:18I want it that way... the funny way!

@Legally_Blonde_Paulette10/06/2001 05:21I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!

@Pwnage_King01/25/2015 05:36Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.

@Mobile_Web_0101/24/1995 03:24Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!