Why was everyone confused by “Code Orange”? Because nobody knew if it meant “Stay inside” or just “Wear a bright sweater so the rescuers can find you.”
Part of the 32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
A classic from the Spanish web too!