I’m “pressing” the button to check my distance.
Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.