I’m “landing” on my feet.
Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
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I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!
Say "what" again! I dare you! LOL.
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
I should make a game about this joke.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!