2022 Classic: The HMO Gym

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Your pulse is fast." "I'm looking at my 'Longevity Score'!"Part ...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

My watch told me I was dead. I had to pay the doctor $100 to prov...read more »

"Why is there an 'AI Thinking Fee'?" "Because the computer had to...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

@CoolSkater9801/06/2000 23:17Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Tamagotchi_Dad08/05/2014 09:58Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Silicon_Valley_Fan03/11/2004 07:27This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.

@WiFi_Zero_One07/26/2011 11:23Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Excite_User_9710/29/2000 20:47This site is very exciting!