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2009 Vintage: The HMO Gym

It’s just a room where you run away from your own medical bills.

Part of the 59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Archive: The HMO Gym
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57 Doctor Jokes: The 2022 “Re-entry & Omicron” Edition
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53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI Revolution” Edition
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61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Transplant
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The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

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2025 Vintage: The Heart 2
"Your heart rate is 160." "I just saw my 'Biological Age' update!...read more »
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I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Toy_Story_Woody08/20/2002 04:51There is a joke in my boot!
@Jackass_Johnny04/28/2003 18:31Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
@Steve-O_Wild04/05/2001 01:42Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Ed_Edd_n_Eddy02/08/2004 18:39That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
@Liger_Owner_X06/12/1998 00:49It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
@Browser_War_V10/08/2015 19:59Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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