1996 Classic: The HMO Entrance

Why did the skeleton go to the HMO? Because he didn’t have the guts to go to a private clinic.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Lion_King_Simba05/13/2005 17:24Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.

@Zoolander_Blue06/10/1999 02:21Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Space_Jam_Lola05/20/2005 01:11Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Better_Off_Dead10/02/2005 05:57I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Ancient_Aliens_G11/03/2006 01:06I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.

@Tagged_Network02/27/2007 01:05You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

@Challenge_Acc09/26/2011 22:42Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@Android_Bot_9907/21/2014 19:06Beep boop. Humor recognized.