2014 Classic: The HMO

“We don’t cover ‘Selfie-Related Injuries’. That’s considered vanity, not medicine.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »

"I want to live forever." "Sure, but do you have enough 'Storage'...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

@AOL_Surfer11/20/2010 01:36You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor09/14/2015 04:41You have died of dysentery... and laughter!

@WinAmp_Shaker12/21/2009 18:06It really whips the llama's ass!

@Fight_Club_Member10/10/2012 08:18I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.

@Judge_Dredd_Law05/26/2006 04:43I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.

@Old_School_Frank01/29/2009 20:02We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

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