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1999 Classic: The Hillary for Senate Rumors

Why did Hillary look at New York in 1999? Because she realized that if she wanted a “House” where she could actually change the locks, it had to be in Chappaqua.

Part of the 37 Presidential Jokes: The 1999 “Impeachment Trials & Y2K Panic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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