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Why was the lawyer happy? He could finally download “The Dancing Baby” in less than an hour.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@USB_Pioneer01/22/2001 00:34Plug and Play laughter!

@Total_Recall_Fan10/20/2009 15:55Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!

@Anchorman_Ron02/07/2013 07:30I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.

@WordPress_Fan_0303/12/2004 13:37The best thing since version 1.0!

@Club_Penguin_Kid02/06/2010 18:46Waddle on over and read this!

@Social_Media_G01/20/2011 17:40I’m going to poke you for this joke!