1996 Classic: The Hicham El Guerrouj Fall

Why was the 1500m a tragedy? Because the heavy favorite tripped, reminding us that at the Olympics, one wrong step ruins four years of work.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Encarta_User08/31/2004 23:24I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Space_Jam_Lola08/24/2010 23:50Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@He_Man_Power09/06/2013 14:23I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Hansel_So_Hot02/03/2003 07:12That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Anchorman_Ron09/29/1999 09:52I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.