Why was the pizza mogul running for President? Because he thought the U.S. economy could be fixed as easily as a pepperoni pie—just add a simple tax code and hope nobody notices the crust is burning.
Part of the 39 Politicians Jokes: The 2011 “Springs, Stings & Royal Rings” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
The magic man... is laughing!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Posting this to my own wall right now!