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2023 Classic: The Heart 2

“Your heart rate is 160.” “I just saw my ‘Digital Legacy’ plan!”

Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Surgeon
"I'm going to operate." "Wait, is your AI-assistant's subscriptio...read more »
62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & Grey’s Anatomy” Edition
In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »
65 Doctor Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & App Store” Edition
In 2008, medical humor was a mix of "How am I going to pay for th...read more »
2025 Classic: The X-Ray
"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »
64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells & Space Odyssey” Edition
In 2001, medical humor evolved alongside high-speed internet and ...read more »
The Apple Myth
Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »
2025 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »
54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition
In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »
The Hospital Food
A culinary experience that makes you want to get well faster.I as...read more »
59 Doctor Jokes: The 2009 “Swine Flu & Bitcoin Genesis” Edition
In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

😜 More from category: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Bad News First
A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Doctor's AI
My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »
The Skeleton Health
Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »
The Expensive Stethoscope
When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ModemWarrior12/18/2004 04:45I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
@Skate_Or_Die_9905/03/2015 07:17Totally gnarly humor, dude!
@Melrose_Place_Fan04/07/2010 13:36Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Baywatch_Runner03/24/1996 01:10Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant01/10/1997 15:06They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Tech_Support_Guy09/28/2003 05:22Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Hellboy_Red10/27/2009 14:03I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Y_U_NO_Laugh10/29/2012 09:40Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
@Homestar_Runner04/01/1996 05:21That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Facepalm_Master04/07/2006 00:42I facepalmed and then I laughed.

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