2008 Archive: The Heart 2

“Your heart rate is 140.” “I’m looking at my gas bill!” “Valid.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

In 2023, medical humor focused on the battle between human expert...read more »

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

In 2021, medical humor shifted from the fear of the unknown to th...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time t...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

@Geocities_Builder09/26/1996 04:32I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!

@ICQ_Classic10/29/2012 09:54That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!

@Alt_Vista_Searcher01/13/2010 22:15I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@WiFi_Zero_One05/08/1995 02:13Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!

@Chocolate_Rain04/22/2002 23:36I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Frag_Master_9911/07/2000 09:03Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!