A man tries to be spicy and says, “I have a magic wand!” His wife looks at him and says, “Great. Use it to perform the ‘Disappearus Trashus’ spell, or you’re sleeping in the cupboard under the stairs.”
Part of the 51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Super green! Hilarious!
At least I have my jokes to keep me company.