2016 Classic: The Harambe Defense

Why did the lawyer represent the zoo? He argued that the gorilla’s actions were “non-binding” and lacked “contractual intent.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »

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A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

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Navigating the fine line between the facts and the win.A lawyer a...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »

An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »

A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »

"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »

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@SouthPark_Stan07/11/2011 14:16Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!

@Baywatch_Runner07/21/1996 09:59Laughing in slow motion right now!

@Fight_Club_Tyler09/23/2015 22:42The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Firewall_Wizard02/01/2003 01:21Letting this joke through the port.

@Deal_With_It_G02/22/2006 12:01Deal with it. This is gold.

@No_Way_Jose08/22/2003 03:28No way! That’s too much!

@Viewer_Number_111/23/1997 17:21First! And it’s funny!