She says the guest room curtains are “passive-aggressive.”
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1. 2003 Legacy: The Flat Screen
She says the TV is so thin it looks "undernourished," just like my excuses for forgetting her bi... read more »
She says the TV is so thin it looks "undernourished," just like my excuses for forgetting her bi... read more »
2. Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your…
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new car. read more »
Definition of mixed emotions. Seeing your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new car. read more »
3. 2015 Legacy: The Garden
She told the hydrangeas they were "too blue for this neighborhood."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law ... read more »
She told the hydrangeas they were "too blue for this neighborhood."Part of the 58 Mother-in-Law ... read more »
4. 1996 Classic: The Final Word
She doesn't just get the last word. She gets the last paragraph, the epilogue, and the copyright... read more »
She doesn't just get the last word. She gets the last paragraph, the epilogue, and the copyright... read more »
5. 2023 Legacy: The Smart Home (Part 6)
She told the AI vacuum that it’s the only thing in the house she’d trust with a secret.Part of t... read more »
She told the AI vacuum that it’s the only thing in the house she’d trust with a secret.Part of t... read more »
6. 2005 Vintage: The E-mail Filter
I set up a filter for her e-mails. Now they all go to a folder labeled "The Final Boss."Part of ... read more »
I set up a filter for her e-mails. Now they all go to a folder labeled "The Final Boss."Part of ... read more »
7. 2006 Legacy: The Supermarket
She tried to return a grapefruit because it "tasted like it had a grudge."Part of the 63 Mother-... read more »
She tried to return a grapefruit because it "tasted like it had a grudge."Part of the 63 Mother-... read more »
8. 2022 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of "2023 Failures" for me.Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
She’s already making a list of "2023 Failures" for me.Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
9. 2017 Vintage: The E-mail Priority
She’s started using "High Importance" flags for things like "Running out of Earl Grey."Part of t... read more »
She’s started using "High Importance" flags for things like "Running out of Earl Grey."Part of t... read more »
10. 2023 Classic: The Suitcase
Her luggage is so heavy it’s starting to affect the local tectonic plates.Part of the 59 Mother-... read more »
Her luggage is so heavy it’s starting to affect the local tectonic plates.Part of the 59 Mother-... read more »
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