I spent 90 minutes watching Sandra Bullock spin in space. I’ve never been so grateful for oxygen and the fact that I’m sitting on a stationary chair.
Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically Verified
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You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
Will the real funny joke please stand up?
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
You must construct additional laughs!