Why did the lawyer bring popcorn to the deposition? He heard the president’s testimony was going to be the highest-rated “legal drama” of the year.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
Back when the internet was simple and funny.