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1998 Classic: The Grand Jury Video

 Why did the lawyer bring popcorn to the deposition? He heard the president’s testimony was going to be the highest-rated “legal drama” of the year.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Matrix_Rebel11/01/2001 15:54I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Gladiator_Proximo08/07/2010 06:33Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Bam_Margera_Fan05/31/2006 11:04Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Ultima_Online_V08/06/2013 09:21Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Stick_Death_Fan07/13/2001 13:54Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@Smosh_Old_School05/30/1999 13:09Back when the internet was simple and funny.

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