2023 Vintage: The Graduation

What do you call a lawyer who graduated in 2023? “Prompt Engineer, J.D.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

In 2009, "disruption" became the favorite word of people who didn...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »

A lawyer used the headset to see a "truth-meter" over the witnes...read more »

He charged for "Mental Syncing with the LLM"—the time it takes f...read more »

Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

@MIRC_Operator05/06/2008 14:50/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Dumb_And_Dumber05/26/2006 12:27So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@DVD_Collector12/29/1998 10:08Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@StarWars_Nerd07/10/2009 16:51The farce is strong with this one!

@Futurama_Bender12/30/1996 03:02Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Beavis_Butthead06/26/2003 13:44Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.

@Pirate_Bay_9911/25/2009 23:06Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Warcraft_Orc09/10/2012 10:50Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

@Shoes_Kelly_Fan09/02/2001 02:43OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!