2006 Archive: The Graduation

What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “MySpace Law” in 2006? “A future Facebook lawyer.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Sidekick_User03/18/2001 07:03Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Web_Master_Flex05/06/2005 02:45I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter07/25/2007 23:51The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@He_Man_Power06/26/2014 07:35I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Flashdance_What08/31/1998 03:03What a feeling! (Being funny).

@Sixteen_Candles02/25/2010 19:21I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Talladega_N_R08/07/2010 05:57If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).

@Top_List_Winner11/23/2011 09:40Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!