Why was the food so expensive? Because after four hours of history being made, the only thing more important than a statue is a gold-dusted chocolate truffle.
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The cat is just sitting there laughing!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!
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A classic from the Spanish web too!
Found this on the deep end of the net.