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2012 Archive: The “Gone” Burn

 Why Amanda Seyfried? For a thriller that was so forgettable it actually lived up to its name.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2012 “Twilight’s End, Battleship & Sandler’s Solo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actress
 Why Amy Schumer for Unfrosted? For being the "filling" in a movi...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
 Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »
36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2001 “Glitter, Green & Gorilla” Edition
In 2001, the 22nd Razzie Awards had an easy job. It was the year ...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Director
 Why Marc Webb for Snow White? For proving that a "web" is exactl...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
 Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
 Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Rebel Moon Carry-over
 Why was Zack Snyder hit? For a sequel that was so "epic" it actu...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
2023 Legacy: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Sylvester Stallone? For playing a character in Expend4bles w...read more »

😜 More from category: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
 Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Actor Runner-up
 Why Joaquin Phoenix? For going from an Oscar win for the first J...read more »
2024 Archive: The Megalopolis Voice-over
 Why was it hit? For a movie that felt like a philosopher's conve...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2004 “Catwoman, Alexander & White Chicks” Edition
In 2004, the 25th Razzie Awards hit a quarter-century milestone b...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link03/08/2009 17:01It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Cyber_Traveler05/07/1998 03:19Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl05/23/2011 23:14Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Encarta_Explorer12/26/2004 23:54I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Reservoir_Joe06/23/2013 03:06Professional humor for professional people.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan07/16/2015 13:34Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Ghostbusters_V04/22/2008 22:59Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Zoolander_Mug02/27/2008 20:14I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
@This_Is_Fine_Dog12/19/2008 12:37Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Habbo_Hotel_Bob12/05/2010 03:40The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

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