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2019 Classic: The “Goldfinch” Failure

 Why was it hit? For taking a Pulitzer-winning book and turning it into a movie that felt like a very long, very boring antique show.

Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Classic: The Unfrosted Logic
 Why the Pop-Tarts? Because Jerry Seinfeld discovered that the or...read more »
2024 Classic: Joker’s Bad Romance
 Why did Joaquin Phoenix and Lady Gaga win Worst Screen Combo? Be...read more »
40 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2000 “Battlefield Earth & Dreadlock Disaster” Edition
In 2000, the 21st Razzie Awards hit the jackpot. It was the year ...read more »
2024 Archive: Jon Voight’s Marathon
 Why did he win Worst Supporting Actor? For appearing in four dif...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Elio" Delay
 Why was it hit? For being a Pixar movie that was delayed so long...read more »
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
 Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
2024 Classic: The Reagan Biopic
 Why was it nominated? For a movie so "on the nose" it was basica...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition
In 1997, the 18th Razzie Awards faced a monumental task: choosing...read more »

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 Why Snow White? Because some mirrors should never be looked into...read more »
2024 Classic: Madame Web’s ADR
 Why was the dialogue mocked? Because half the lines were clearly...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Robert Downey Jr.
 Why did he win? For returning to the MCU as Doctor Doom, proving...read more »
2024 Archive: Coppola’s Megalo-Mess
 Why did Francis Ford Coppola win Worst Director? For Megalopolis...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba09/01/2004 02:05Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@ChatRoom_Queen02/10/2012 17:24A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Bam_Margera_Fan05/20/2014 01:59Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Distracted_Boy09/30/1996 18:36Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Space_Background01/01/2003 08:55The stars are aligned for this joke.
@Slashdot_Effect09/23/2010 09:18We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Me_Gusta_Face03/21/2002 05:34Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
@No_Way_Jose06/12/2007 05:30No way! That’s too much!
@Streamer_Pro_9907/12/2005 15:45Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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