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1999 Classic: The Girl, Interrupted Intensity

Why Angelina Jolie? For a performance so magnetic she managed to steal an Oscar while Winona Ryder was busy being the actual main character.

Part of the 42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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