2016 Legacy: The Garlic

I’m “breath-taking” (literally, I just ran for a Gengar).

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "weaving" a digital soul.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

2012 was the year we all survived the "Mayan Apocalypse" only to ...read more »

The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

I’m "berry" much ready for the next phase.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

2016 was a wild ride of augmented reality and viral sensations. W...read more »

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

Welcome to 1998 – the year Google was founded in a garage, the iM...read more »

I’ve "been" here since the first prompt.Part of the 124 Classic ...read more »

I’m "typing" with my thoughts now.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

@CyberSteve11/21/1995 20:11Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.

@PalmPilot_Pro01/21/2012 10:36Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!

@PowerRanger_Red03/28/2003 11:04It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!

@Backstreet_Fan05/06/2002 02:08I want it that way... the funny way!

@Dawson_Creek_Fan04/16/2005 13:14I am crying... with laughter!

@Scumbag_Steve_X07/01/2003 07:18Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@Habbo_Hotel_Bob09/04/1996 03:45The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!

@Filter_Fanatic03/14/2003 13:45This joke looks better with a sepia filter.