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2009 Archive: The “G.I. Joe” CGI

 Why was it mocked? Because the underwater base looked like it was rendered on a calculator.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2009 “Transformers, G.I. Joe & Sandra’s Double Header” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
 Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition
In 2003, the 24th Razzie Awards didn't just find a winner; they f...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Gal Gadot? For playing the Evil Queen with the same level of...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor
 Why Jon Voight? For a career year where he apparently decided th...read more »
2024 Archive: Worst Remake or Sequel
 Why Joker: Folie à Deux? For taking a billion-dollar hit and mak...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
 Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition
In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1996 “Striptease & Mutant Mayhem” Edition
In 1996, the 17th Razzie Awards proved that a massive paycheck do...read more »

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33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition
In 2019, the 40th Razzie Awards didn't even need to look for a wi...read more »
2023 Classic: The Razzie Redeemer – Fran Drescher
 Why did she win? For leading the actors' guild through the 2023 ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The "Indiana Jones" Subtitle
 Why was it called The Dial of... Still Beating a Dead Horse? Bec...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link02/18/2006 11:50It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@PowerRanger_Red04/28/2013 01:45It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Titanic_Survivor08/19/1997 07:18I’ll never let go... of this joke.
@StoneCold_31606/16/2002 17:33And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky10/10/2010 03:52One billion... laughs!
@Slashdot_Effect11/02/2002 08:50We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
@Face_Palm_0111/04/2010 14:41Classic. Simply classic.
@Last_Commenter05/17/2011 07:41Saving the best laugh for last!

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