Why did France stop the draft in 1996? Because they realized that a professional army that wants to be there is slightly more effective than a million teenagers who just want a croissant and a nap.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 1996 “Digital Battlefield & Desert Chills” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
We created a monster... of a joke!
No way! That’s too much!
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