“I lost my ‘Mayor’ status at the gym!” “Does that mean you’ll actually work out now instead of just standing by the water cooler checking your phone?”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2010 “Dream Within A Dream & Insta-Glam” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Marriage Secret
A veteran husband shares his golden rule for happiness.The secret...read more »
Q: What do you call a...
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller?...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
The Romantic Getaway
A weekend for two that felt like a comedy of errors.We went to a ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Mickey Mouse Horror
"Steamboat Willie is coming for us!" "No, that's just your copyr...read more »
The Anniversary Surprise
Planning a night to remember that ended in a nap.I bought my wife...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
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55 Adult Jokes: The 2023 “Kenergy & Atomic Pink” Edition
In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »
2025 Archive: The Joker & Harley Part 2
"Our love is a fever dream!" "No, it's just a bad musical where ...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
"The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).