Why was the 4th of July so “animated”? Because you couldn’t look at a firework without seeing a kid in the background doing the “Orange Justice” or “The Floss.”
Part of the 35 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Flossing” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: The The Bear Season 3
Why was the kitchen so "Yes, Chef"? Because the show returned in ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Fortnight" Taylor & Post Malone
Why did the 4th last two weeks? Because Taylor Swift’s lead singl...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Very Demure" Trend
Why was the 2024 parade so polite? Because everyone was trying to...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Paris Olympics Prep
Why was the pool party so competitive? Because everyone was "trai...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Moana 2 (Live Action/Animated Hybrid)
Why was the pool so "Magical"? Because Disney combined every tech...read more »
The History Lesson
My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Austin" Dasha
Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »
2023 Classic: The No Hard Feelings Comedy
Why was the 4th so "Awkward"? Because Jennifer Lawrence reminded ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The A Quiet Place
Day One: Why was NYC so quiet? Because Lupita Nyong'o taught us t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Drone Show Takeover
Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »
😜 More from category: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Not Like Us" Kendrick Era
Why was the 2024 BBQ so "Loud"? Because the beef of the century m...read more »
2025 Classic: The The Bear Season 4
Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »
34 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Vuvuzelas” Edition
In 2010, Independence Day was a "dream within a dream." We were a...read more »
39 Fourth of July Jokes: The 2006 “High School Musical & Hot Styles” Edition
In 2006, Independence Day was "Very Nice!" (in our best Borat voi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!