I’m a detective. I’m just “opening” up.
Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Scouting the web for gems like this.
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!