I’m “blooming” in the spotlight.
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My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
The magic man... is laughing!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.