1996 Archive: The Flight Meal

Why was the chicken so bouncy? Because the technology for “rubberized poultry” reached its peak in the mid-90s.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Eating your way across the ocean, one plate at a time.On a cruise...read more »

Why was the traveler seasick? Because he was staying in a "Susta...read more »

Walking past the curtain and feeling the judgment of the wealthy....read more »

Why was the traveler detained? Because his "Smart Tooth" was tra...read more »

Why was the traveler confused? Because the map was a 3D hologram...read more »

Why did the man "visit" the pyramids in his underwear? Because h...read more »

Following a flag on a stick through a crowded city.I joined a wal...read more »

Why was the room so tidy? Because the maid is a swarm of 500 mic...read more »

In 2009, travel was about survival and sharing. Captain Sully lan...read more »

A view of the clouds and a test of human patience.I asked for a w...read more »

In 2016, traveling meant searching for rare Pokémon in the termin...read more »

Nothing says "welcome" like taking off your belt in public.The TS...read more »

Why did the traveler "spit on that thing"? He didn't, but he spe...read more »

In 1995, traveling was a physical sport. You didn't book a flight...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer05/31/2012 01:42Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes12/26/1999 13:36Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.

@Terminator_2_Fan11/12/2010 16:49Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!

@Jackass_Johnny05/20/2015 19:21Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@Dr_Evil_Pinky06/28/1996 20:15One billion... laughs!

@CompuServe_Classic06/28/2004 03:09Premium humor for premium members.

@Everquest_Solo10/16/2006 18:32Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

@Rage_Comic_Fan02/11/1995 14:59FFFFFUUUUU-nny!