1998 Archive: The First Date

What did the lawyer say at the end of dinner? “I’ll fax you my closing thoughts by Monday morning.”

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@Powerpuff_Bubbs10/15/2006 11:50Sugar, spice, and everything funny!

@Speed_Racer_Go12/22/1998 22:16Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Karate_Kid_Wax11/13/2004 14:14Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.

@Wayne_World_Ex12/02/2012 14:26Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!

@Borat_Very_Nice08/11/2008 05:45Very nice! Great success!

@Brick_Tamland_L05/28/2004 19:52I love lamp. And I love this joke.

@Second_Life_Avy03/11/2004 08:24In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.

@GG_WP_9809/18/2011 17:28Good game, well played. This is a winner.

@Captain_Obvious01/06/1996 14:22This is a comment on a funny joke.