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1999 Vintage: The Final Fantasy VIII

 Why was the guy ignoring the Eiffel Tower? Because he was on Disc 3 and he had to defeat Ultimecia before the flight landed.

Part of the 50 Travel Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s the End of the World” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/24/2003 03:22Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
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